The Poptimystic returns to preview the least relevant award in all of pop culture-dom: The Grammys. This Sunday, watch as outdated nominees in outdated categories vie for a slight amendment to their Wikipedia entries and a collective shrug from America.
But, you know, contests are fun, and we're suckers for printable ballots. So, after the jump, check out the Poptimystic's picks for this year's major awards. We went by who we want to win rather than who we think actually will win because, again, who cares?
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[orig. posted: 01.27.10, 15:57:14]
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