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Attention, ladies (or, uh, gents?), if you woke up this morning and noticed that you happened to be missing a pair of purple heels, we know where they're at -- well, or at least where they were at last we checked on our way into office this morning. As you can see here, they're in our parking lot next to an empty beer can. Not sure what caused you to leave them behind last night, but we're guessing it was one hell of an evening.