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The most patriotic power ballad of all time

America. Who doesn't love it? No one, that's who, because America is fucking awesome. But who loves it most? There's a real question.

And today we have the answer, thanks to this stirring, utterly patriotic power ballad we discovered via a YouTube search for "worst music video ever." So that's two things this guy is tops at...

If we had to guess, we'd say this cheesetastic love song for the USA was released shortly after the dark days of 9/11, when many an artist was moved to express in song the dismay we all felt. But no one expressed it quite so hard -- or quite so ineptly -- as this guy.

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Cory Casciato is a Denver-based writer with a passion for the geeky, from old science fiction movies to brand-new video games.
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