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What we like about this flier is the remarkably badass-looking, ahem, warhawk. It’s also a picture of a hawk wearing a headdress with what we assume are hawk feathers. That’s like a human wearing a headdress made of human hair. The disembodied head is also screaming at a moon in the background for no apparent reason other than because, well, warhawks screaming at the moon are awesome.
Then we get to the boring info on the bottom. Considering it’s some plain-ass fonts with inexplicable periods after each band name, we can’t really be too impressed — and because the Warhawk logo on the top is so hilariously hard to read, it totally makes all the stuff on the bottom look even more bland.
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