20 Colorado Confession Tweets Parents Hope Their High Schoolers Didn't Write

Michael Roberts June 2, 2015 6:43AM

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Number 10:

Got so drunk my boyfriend fingered me on the couch in his living room... Parents and siblings still in the room.. - Loveland Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) July 6, 2014

Number 9:

My girlfriend got pissed because I wouldn't make out with her after she finished giving me a blowjob
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) July 20, 2014

Number 8:

My boyfriend broke up with me because I chew and gave him a blow job with one in- Berthoud Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) August 28, 2014

Number 7:

Saw a guy getting head while walking to class in the parking lot #awkwardeyecontact -Front range community college
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) October 31, 2014

Number 6:

You know you have a nerdy boyfriend when he buys star wars condoms after he saw the new trailer- Denver Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 27, 2015

Number 5:

My boyfriend said he didn't wanna fuck, so I fucked his brother #biggerbrother -Mountain Range High
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 30, 2014

Number 4:

Kid masturbating in class to a depression and suicide presentation..... Loveland Colorado
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 25, 2014

Number 3:

I just got herpes from a teacher. #TVHS
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) April 24, 2014

Number 2:

I use to stick dumb dumbs in my pussy to make them taste better- front range community college
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) January 30, 2015

Number 1:

A kid got suspended for drawing a big dick on our football field -TCA pic.twitter.com/PF58XNcUfU
— colorado confessions (@CO_confession) February 27, 2015

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