Best place to people-watch:Your mom's house
#15 bus
on top of the sink
Best Colorado person to watch:
The dude that speed walks with a tall boy, no shirt, jeans, and high tops
Me (that was one of the most common answers -- who knew Denver had so many narcissists?)
Your mom
You
Peter Parker
Balloon boy
Best guess for next mayor:
My dog Mr. Jack
Charles Barkley
Charlie Sheen
McCheese
Santa Claus
some asshole
Calhoun
Who's running?
Jake Jabs
Donald Duck
Bob Barker
Your mom (who's obviously been very busy)
Best place to be a Foursquare mayor:
Casa Bonita
Costco
The mayor's office
Planned Parenthood
Hell
Hooters
that ass
Shotgun Willie's
Best political blog/website:
TMZ.com
Best radio DJ:
Radio still exists?
Best TV anchor:
Ron Burgundy
Colin Firth
Walter Cronkite
Best TV Sportscaster:
Champ Kind
Best TV weathercaster:
Brick Tamland
The hot one
Best hair on a TV personality -- female:
Heidi Montag
Best guess for when the Broncos will return to the Super Bowl:
When the Messiah comes
Never (a popular answer)
Best Bronco:
The big blue scary one
The water boy
Thunder
The one i saw grazing in a field
Best Rockie:
Tim Tebow (yes, really)
Best Nugget:
The kind without corn
Best Rollerdoll:
Some gnarly bitch
Best Outlaw (the lacrosse team):
Black Bart
Doc Holliday
Bugsy
Best free entertainment:
Homeless people
Hulu
Best flea market:
i dont want to catch fleas
Best break-up restaurant:
Denny's
Taco Bell
McDonalds
BK
Hooters
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