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Today, President Barack Obama is coming to Denver to raise funds and talk about jobs — or so he claims. Right now, plenty of conspiracy theorists insist he’s here to hide from the apocalyptic impact of Comet Elenin in DIA’s long-rumored underground bunkers.
Page down to check out a videos about these notions, capped by a clip starring a Faux-bama.
More from our Television & Film archive: “Jesse Ventura blows the lid off DIA conspiracy theories! Maybe!“