Crime Sweep

What's wrong with this picture?

A good guess would be that two adults are climbing on a piece of art as a Denver police officer drives past without arresting them, or at the very least stopping to club them severely. Had the sculpture climbers been unsupervised teenagers, their art discovery moment would have ended in handcuffs. But, that guess would be wrong. What is truly wrong with this picture is that the broom bristles would be pointing the other direction (dragging on the ground) if they were sweeping refuse into the dustpan. -- Kenny Be

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Joel Warner is a former staff writer for Westword and International Business Times. He's also written for WIRED, Men's Journal, Men's Health, Bloomberg Businessweek, Popular Science, Slate, Grantland and many other publications. He's co-author of the 2014 book The Humor Code: A Global Search for What Makes Things Funny, published by Simon & Schuster.
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