Dancing in the streets and cheering U!S!A! to celebrate the murder of an enemy may seem vulgar. However, there's no denying that Osama bin Laden's death will do wonders for America's economic recovery efforts as May holiday celebrations push increased demand for dead bin Laden party favors... May is the begining of the summer party season. This week, that means encouraging children to beat the living Tootsie Rolls out of a dead Osama bin Laden piñata at a Cinco de Mayo Party! Below, the softer side of dead bin Laden party favors, made for motherlovers... Mother's day celebrants who understand and appreciate the bonds of Mom's love (even if her child is public enemy #1) can sweetly celebrate the softer side of bin Laden's death with these frosted Osama angel cupcake toppers. Below, graduates can cap their ceremonies with a dead bin Laden plush toy... Graduation-cap crafting is America's fastest-growing student trend, and hilarious variations of unsuitable situations for Osama's corpse are sure to be this season's most popular decorative themes.
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