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The Nugg Doctor's Nick Sclafani says Melo "revoked Paul Millsap's player card with a posterizing dunk" in last night's season-opening win over the Utah Jazz. Get started on that paperwork right away.

Alan Gottlieb at Education News Colorado points out that the proficiency standard for fourth-grade and eighth-grade reading here is among the lowest in the nation. Which makes me feel guilty about all the multi-syllabic words I just used.

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