statistics are ranging from the worst in months
to the worst ever
. Yet in recent weeks, mask-wearing has slacked at stores such as King Soopers
, which had two branches pop up on a recent outbreaks report
, and defiance of facial-covering rules appears to be on the rise
in the metro area.
That was certainly the case during my visit late Sunday, October 18, to Brass Armadillo, a giant antiques mall at 11301 West Interstate 70 Frontage Road North in Wheat Ridge, where I heard the single lamest excuse for not wearing a mask during the pandemic to date.
The claim would have been funny if the situation involved wasn't so deadly serious. But truth be told, it was still kind of funny.
Two days earlier, Jefferson County Public Health
, whose jurisdiction includes Wheat Ridge, had issued an alert
revealing that Jeffco was in danger of losing its Safer at Home Level 2 designation under the dial framework
developed by the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment
because of problematic COVID-19 data. Over the previous two-week period, spanning October 2 to October 15, the county had recorded 1,013 cases of the novel coronavirus, or 174 per 100,000 people.
The limit to maintain Level 2 status is 175 cases per 100,000 residents over two weeks, and should Jeffco slip back to Level 3, the JCPH pointed out, the following restrictions would be imposed: "Retail locations would be limited to 25 percent capacity; restaurants would be limited to 25 percent capacity or fifty people per room, whichever is less; bars would remain closed unless they serve food (restaurant limits would apply); offices would be limited to 25 percent of their employees being able to work in person; gyms and fitness centers would be limited to virtual operations, or with groups of ten or fewer outdoors only; outdoor events would be limited to 75 people max, based on the state’s Social Distance Calculator; indoor events would be limited to a maximum of 25 people, using the calculator; houses of worship and life rites would be limited to 25 percent of the posted occupancy limit indoors, not to exceed fifty people per room, whichever is less."
Those are serious consequences — but apparently not serious enough to persuade a couple at Brass Armadillo to cover up. The mammoth outlet has a sign posted on its front door emphasizing that facial coverings are required to enter per state law, and a masked greeter was posted at a table just inside the entry, presumably ensuring compliance. But this sixty-something couple was unmasked anyhow, as the two casually perused booths and displays, passing closely by other patrons who were properly covered up.
After I spotted the pair, I turned a corner and saw an elderly Brass Armadillo employee. I casually told her that there were two people without masks the next aisle over, and moved on. A few minutes later, I encountered the staffer again, and she told me wearily, "They say they have a health exemption from the President."
My first instinct was to laugh. The second was to ask if this exemption was on paper, because it seemed like it would make a helluva souvenir.
Of course, it's at least theoretically possible that both the man and the woman had identical respiratory issues that prevented them from safely masking up. But there was on outward indication that anything was wrong. They both appeared to be healthy and vibrant, with no oxygen tank or anything of the like visible, and while neither sported any MAGA gear, the man was clad in plaid, which has become almost as reliable an indicator of political affiliation among dudes of a certain age as a Blue Lives Matter flag.
Oh, yeah: As I was making my purchase, I saw not one, not two, not three, but four
more customers without masks: a trio of women who looked to be in their late twenties and a woman around seventy talking to the greeter with her visage on proud display. Since there were about thirty people total in the store, that translated to approximately 20 percent of its customers presumably deciding that this particular legal mandate wasn't for them.
Perhaps that first twosome will have a different opinion if Brass Armadillo has to start limiting capacity to 25 percent, but probably not. After all, they've got a prescription from Dr. President.