Audio By Carbonatix
Denver Police Department Offense Report No: 07-652425
Date: 9-17-2007
Type of Offense: ???
Location of Offense: Squire Lounge
Loss: $700
A male who will seemingly do anything to get laid files a police report claiming: “I met a woman at the Squire Lounge after talking for a while she asked if she could use my car. I said ‘OK.’ She returned a short time later and (said) here are your keys but I’m not sure where I parked. I looked for car in area and was unable to find it.”
