bosses ran the numbers and decided that since you'll all be drunk or shopping anyway, there's no use in turning the lights on Christmas Eve or Day. So: We'll be back Monday with more frivolity. In the meantime, thanks for reading, commenting, correcting our mistakes andlistening to us bitch
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about you correcting our mistakes. Consider our stockings stuffed.