Yes, it's only January. But there's already a frontrunner in the Headline of the Year contest: 9News' "Police search for Moron."
That's Joseph Moron, who the Aurora Police want on a pair of felony warrants. The post certainly suggests that he's earned his name -- and the APD confirms the spelling is correct. Betcha Bill Idiot, Manny Imbecile and Percival Creepazoid are plenty jealous.
Check out the screen capture below.
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