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How Much Does the Average Colorado Home Cost in Tim Tebow Jerseys & Pot?

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Number 10. ALASKA

$246,300 = 88 truckloads of chainsaw-carved bears.

Number 11. VIRGINIA

$243,500 = 46,380 packs of cigarettes.

Number 12. RHODE ISLAND

$241,500 = The cost of purchasing Hangover Island in Florida.

Number 13. COLORADO

$239,400 = 5,700 Tebow jerseys or 62 pounds of weed.

Number 14. NEW HAMPSHIRE

$237,400 = 346 season tickets for the New Hampshire Fisher Cats.

Number 15. OREGON

$234,100 = 33 full-beard implants for hipsters.

Number 16. DELAWARE

$232,900 = A bus trip for 606 people from Wilmington, Delaware, to Colorado Springs, plus tickets to the Pro Rodeo Hall of Fame.

Number 17. VERMONT

$216,200 = 8,006 average donations of $27 to Bernie Sanders.

Number 18. UTAH

$212,500 = A 2009 Lamborghini Gallardo.

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