IKEA grand opening assembly instructions: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario

Colorado's first IKEA store is just seven days away from doing business, and lovers of Swedish furniture want to know the latest grand-opening information. The IKEA assembly instructions below are meticulously illustrated to help Colorado IKEA fans to self-assemble their own Centennial celebration.....

By Kenny Be

July 20, 2011

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Colorado's first IKEA store is just seven days away from doing business, and lovers of Swedish furniture want to know the latest grand-opening information. The IKEA assembly instructions below are meticulously illustrated to help Colorado IKEA fans to self-assemble their own Centennial celebration... IKEA grand opening assembly instructions continue below... More from our Kenny Be/Comics archive: "Qwest sign replacement heralds dawn of new age: Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario."

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