A lot of questions have been asked about Tim Tebow lately. But here's one we never thought to pose: Should you fuck him?
The folks at Jezebel.com not only raise this subject, but attempt to answer the query via a hilarious infographic that serves as a guide to anyone thinking of choosing The Chosen One. Ever lit a menorah? Keep it zipped. Think Tebowing is mean? Go for it!
Check it out below.
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