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Jobbed: Colorado governor

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The Job: Governor of the state of Colorado

Responsibilities: Running the state; navigating Colorado out of horrific financial crisis; maintaining moral high ground while blasting members of opposing party; running for office; cleaning toilet paper off of Governor's Mansion lawn after teepeeing events.

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Qualifications: Has previously held elected office (this is not the case for Colorado senators however); proven record of raising gobs of cash quickly; ability to spin anything for political gain; has not had (proven) marital affairs.

Pay: $90,000

What it doesn't say: This job will be a career killer.

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