The Job, as posted online: Snow removal
Pay: $13 to $35 an hour based on experience and qualifications
Qualifications: Reliable transportation, good attitude, list of references is a must. DO NOT APPLY WITH OUT GOOD PAPERS -- all employees to pass a Homeland Security back round check. Our company is also looking for several fulltime positions that may be filled by snow help -- THINK SNOW!
Responsibilities: Hand shoveling and operating cat skid loaders, backhoes and wheel loaders. Bi-lingual is a plus!
What it doesn't say: Every day is a snow day for you, so get to work.