As demonstrated by a racially charged protest gone fatally wrong in Charlottesville
, Virginia, last month, white supremacists have no shame. But if they did, they'd probably be humiliated by even the slightest association with Colorado's own Joshua Witt, who claimed to have been stabbed because of his resemblance to a neo-Nazi, only to later admit that the wound was self-inflicted.
The world learned about Witt's injury because he wrote about it online, and in his case, social media proved a lot more personally dangerous to him than any suburban antifa. Witt's now facing a criminal charge, as is eighteen-year-old Viet Trinh, whose bust after sharing photos of himself posing with stolen guns offers even more proof that Facebook can be a cruel mistress.
At this writing, Witt's Facebook page, which identified
him as a boatswain's mate for the U.S. Navy stationed in San Diego, is offline. But this belated attempt to disguise his douchebaggery was too little, too late, since the pretentious pose he struck for his profile pic was already stuck deep in the Internet's craw. And so was an August 16 post in which he used photos of his gashed hand, plus images of blood splattered on his jeans and his car's interior, to illustrate an apparent attempt to establish himself as a Caucasian martyr.
"Sooooooo apparently I look like a neo-nazi and got stabbed for it," he wrote. "Luckily I put my hands up to stop it so he only stabbed my hand.... please keep in mind there was no conversation between me and this dude I was literally just getting out of my car."
The profile pic on Joshua Witt's now-offline Facebook page.
Witt, who's 26, didn't stop at simply trying to generate a little social-media sympathy for himself from aggrieved racists who think they're
the victims of discrimination. He also reported the supposed crime to the cops.
Which proved to be his next mistake.
According to the Sheridan Police Department, Witt said he was stabbed in the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake restaurant at 3502 South River Point Parkway. He maintained that a suspect asked him, "Are you one of them neo-Nazis?" before making his point by jabbing a small knife into the meatiest part of Witt's mitt.
The assailant was a black male in his mid-twenties, standing about five feet, ten inches and wearing a green shirt and blue pants, Witt insisted. He added that the man ran toward a bike path close to the Platte River after perforating him.
In the wake of the incident, Witt happily shared his tale with media outlets such as CBS4
, whose piece struck a patriotic tone. "He wears his hair short while he serves his country," anchor Jim Benemann said at the outset of the station's piece, "and a Colorado man believes he was stabbed by a stranger because of that haircut."
Joshua Witt's Facebook account.
The main person on camera in the CBS4 report was Sheridan Police Chief Mark Campbell, who said, "I don’t think this is anything other than an isolated incident. But for the victim, it was very scary, because the stabbing could have been worse. He did raise his hands in a defensive posture. That’s why he got the wounds in his hand and not some other part of his body."
Campbell's de facto endorsement of this account didn't hold up for long. A subsequent SPD news release says investigators became suspicious about Witt's version of events after viewing surveillance video from the area, which didn't show a knife-wielder racing away from the scene. And while the police did find someone matching the description offered by Witt, the man — a transient who lives in the area — was quickly exonerated.
Another video sealed the deal. This one was shot in a nearby sporting goods store and showed that Witt had purchased a small knife shortly before he began leaking red stuff.
At that point, Witt was called in for another interview with the cops — and during the conversation that followed, he told them he accidentally cut himself while sitting in his car, after which he made up the story about being attacked.
Thanks to this confession, another photo of Witt began making the rounds: a mug shot.
Joshua Witt strikes a pose.
Sheridan Police Department
Along with this lovely image, Witt received a summons charging him with false reporting to authorities, an offense whose punishment maxes out at a $2,650 fine and a year in jail.
No telling if Witt will actually spend time in stir for his foray into fiction. But if he does, he'd better steer clear of any neo-Nazis who might be in lockup at the same time....
And Trinh? His case offers another angle on social-media risks. Simply put, authorities frequently use the medium to look for evidence — and Trinh helpfully provided it.