Comics

Kenny Be's Gubernatorial Battle Royale

Page 4 of 4

Y. J. "Yoon Joo" Mager believes that Colorado has fallen behind the world with its uncovered utility lines. Her plans to put them underground would create jobs and make Colorado a much safer (and more beautiful) state in which to live. Dan Maes plans to create a special fund to insure small business loans. This fund will encourage bankers to lend to Colorado entrepreneurs because it is backed by Colorado's higher stakes gaming revenues and is paid out in poker chips, to appeal to today's risk-loving financial institutions. Voters who think that politics are just a game, and that Governor elections are as fixed as a professional wrestling spectacle, may want to turn their attention to the independent candidates. These contenders may look like they're down for the count, but for many of them it is the fight of their life ...
KEEP WESTWORD FREE... Since we started Westword, it has been defined as the free, independent voice of Denver, and we'd like to keep it that way. With local media under siege, it's more important than ever for us to rally support behind funding our local journalism. You can help by participating in our "I Support" program, allowing us to keep offering readers access to our incisive coverage of local news, food and culture with no paywalls.
Kenny Be
Contact: Kenny Be