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Kenny Be's Worst-Case Scenario: Nobody beats a Dealin' Dick Wadhams candidate

Since Dick Wadhams was named the State Chairman of the Colorado Republicans, the party has lost control of the state Senate, the state House of Representatives, the Governorship, one U.S. Senate seat and one U.S. House of Representative seat. But Dick is not depressed. He is energized! Like General Motors, the G.O.P. is too big to die. Taking a page out of the auto-industry restructuring play book, all Dealin' Dick Wadhams has to do is declare political bankruptcy, void his commitments to social issues and market his candidates like the 2010 models in a car ad...

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