Vazquez is auctioning off her goods on eBay to benefit Oxfam America, a nonprofit aimed at ending injustice. Among the items up for bid: a pair of size 38 (how Euro!) orange lace-up fur boots by Dsquared2, a pair of pink stretch pants from American Apparel, and several bejeweled halter tops and shiny, knee-high sexy-prison-guard boots.
Why get rid of those lace-up boots, with their L.L.Bean-meets-Lady Gaga aesthetic? See La La's explanation below.