Newsflash! Denver Post photographer John Leyba has found the missing retarded half-brother of actor Sean Penn and he's playing for the Denver Broncos!
Oh, no, wait.
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That’s just quarterback Jay Cutler getting his face rearranged by the Raiders during yesterday’s retarded loss in Oakland. You may carry on with your day. Thank you. – Jared Jacang Maher