Nicholas Lorenzo.
Nicholas Lorenzo.

Nicholas Lorenzo's sentence a warning to guys thinking of beating meat behind a meat counter

Back in February, Nicholas Lorenzo was accused of stroking his meat while behind a meat counter at a Louisville Safeway. Today, he was reportedly sentenced to five years probation, 48 hours community service and a spot on the sex-offender registry -- hefty punishment for what was presumably only a few seconds of pleasure. That'll teach him not to keep his hands to himself when standing behind a glass case...

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