If you're a perpetually cold drunk who loves to buy stupid crap on TV, boy is this your lucky day: The Latest Word has learned that at least 156 people have signed up to slip into their Snuggies for a Snuggie Pub Crawl, a lubricated celebration of the only money-making company left in America.
The makers of the Snuggie -- the sleeved blanket that's sweeping the country for reasons we're scared to consider -- have announced a series of Snuggie Pub Crawls in major cities across the country. More than 3,000 people have signed up for the events in Chicago and New York, where the Snuggie is apparently popular over skin-tight jeans and cardigans. In Denver, the projected turnout is, for now, more modest. But it's still early!
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