If you're anything like us, you spent the weekend in a turkey-induced, All My Children-caliber coma, awaking only for the occasional chuckle at the Macy's Parade getting Rick Rolled (still funny). For a taste of what you missed by not going out on the town -- including the last in a series of body-art competitions -- cruise to westword.com/slideshow, and come back every Monday for snapshots from the Denver nightlife scene. -- Joe Tone

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