See also: Jeffco Student Walkouts: "Rebellious Kids" Stand Up Against Patriotic History Plan
Number 30:the tea party according to #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory pic.twitter.com/tRcc11fD2o
— apathysucks (@lorena_town) September 24, 2014
Number 29:
Declaration of Independence refers to a song by Beyonce #jeffcoschoolboardhistory
— RallyPants (@RallyPants) September 23, 2014
Number 28:
Dust Bowl was a football event sponsored by Lemon Pledge #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory #copolitics
— Kathryn Poindexter (@klpoindexter) September 23, 2014
Number 27:
The Seneca Falls convention debated the hot new looks for fall. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Peg Perl (@Peg_Perl) September 23, 2014
Number 26:
The Ludlow Massacre never happened #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory
— DJ Del Campo (@madlobo) September 23, 2014
Number 25:
Love canal lit on fire for a 4th of July celebration not because of toxic waste. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory #copolitics
— Faith Winter (@FaithKWinter) September 23, 2014
Continue to keep counting down our picks for the thirty funniest #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory tweets.
Number 24:
Josey Wales was the 13th disciple - #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory pic.twitter.com/y0oeklvlaK
— LRD90 (@LRD90) September 24, 2014
Number 23:
On October 6, 1996, the first cable news network began broadcasting. #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory
— Crutnacker (@Crutnacker) September 23, 2014
Number 22:
'Si se puede' was about adding food preservation to migrant farm workers' resumes. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory #yeswecan
— Kathryn Poindexter (@klpoindexter) September 23, 2014
Number 21:
Martin Luther King, Jr. was a person...probably. This is not confirmed. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Lazlo Panaflex (@jamestimmer) September 23, 2014
Number 20:
@JC_Christian On the 5th day, God created illegal campaign contributions to the GOP, and He saw that it was good. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Joseph J. Jackson (@ShoelessJoe1910) September 23, 2014
Number 19:
Ku Klux Klan invented Halloween.#JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Scott McKinney (@bbr60) September 23, 2014
Continue to keep counting down our picks for the thirty funniest #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory tweets.
Number 18:
Mitt Romney was a Founding Father - #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory pic.twitter.com/PFe7w7YuZH
— LRD90 (@LRD90) September 24, 2014
Number 17:
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was a technical bill to conform the law with current practices. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Jack Wylie (@twylier) September 24, 2014
Number 16:
Reading of "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" replaced by screening of Johnny Depp's "The Lone Ranger." #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory
— Rolf Asphaug (@rolfdenver) September 24, 2014
Number 15:
Historic photo from the Scopes Monkey Trial. #jeffcoschoolboardhistory pic.twitter.com/Zq3mSKUX4k
— Becky Long (@beckylong) September 24, 2014
Number 14:
Suffragettes: the nation's first flight attendants working in the first continental flight that allowed smoking. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Neitsee (@GoddessJC11) September 24, 2014
Number 13:
Obama air strikes only launched to deflect media from fact that "suspicious black man" was seen on grassy knoll. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Simon Ford (@SimonFordComedy) September 24, 2014
Continue to keep counting down our picks for the thirty funniest #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory tweets.
Number 12:
These lucky people are getting free perfume spritzes, just like at Macys. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory #copolitics pic.twitter.com/1u04If1YGz
— Jen Caltrider (@caltrider) September 23, 2014
Number 11:
The Bay of Pigs was actually Jim Henson's first attempt at muppetry, but was passed over by studio execs. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— jen (@AmFmJen) September 24, 2014
Number 10:
Brown vs. board of education was a disagreement about the price of crayons. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Lisa Stites (@lmstites) September 24, 2014
Number 9:
Watergate: Jeffcos new water park! #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Becky Long (@beckylong) September 24, 2014
Number 8:
Nixon faced down Khrushchev in the Cuban missile crisis, a feat no Democrat could accomplish. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory #copolitics
— Alan Franklin (@alanfranklin) September 24, 2014
Number 7:
Paul Bunyan threw the tea in the harbor because Ayn Rand said poor people might like tea. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Discover Games (@smtrautman) September 24, 2014
Continue to keep counting down our picks for the thirty funniest #JeffcoSchoolBoardHistory tweets.
Number 6:
This woman is really, really happy. #VacuumingInHeelsRocks #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory #copolitics pic.twitter.com/dpywxLwe0C
— Jen Caltrider (@caltrider) September 23, 2014
Number 5:
Jesus rode a dinosaur to BAPTIST church services every Sunday - #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— LRD90 (@LRD90) September 24, 2014
Number 4:
George Washington Carver was a product of affirmative action, voted fraudulently, and was allergic to peanuts #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Brad Shannon (@BradleyRoss) September 24, 2014
Number 3:
the Trail of Tears was the road trip home for the Broncos after the 2013 Super Bowl. #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Magnificent Bummer (@Hugh_G_Mistake) September 24, 2014
Number 2:
The Mexican - American War was ACTUALLY a dispute over Green and Red chili... #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory
— Matthew Landon (@alma175w) September 24, 2014
Number 1:
Miley Cyrus was Hannah Montana before Obama took office - #JeffCoSchoolBoardHistory - THANKS OBAMA!!! pic.twitter.com/YtUJkMiJvP
— LRD90 (@LRD90) September 24, 2014
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