Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2013 edition

Welcome to our fourth annual look at the latest Colorado selections from the twisted People of Walmart website. As in our collections from 2010, 2011 and 2012, this year's batch catches customers at their very best -- or at least at their funniest. Check out the latest crop below...

By Michael Roberts

January 15, 2013

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Welcome to our fourth annual look at the latest Colorado selections from the twisted People of Walmart website.

As in our collections from 2010, 2011 and 2012, this year's batch catches customers at their very best -- or at least at their funniest. Check out the latest crop below.

Number 10. Double your pleasure I'm the father of identical twins, but my wife and I decided never to dress them alike -- and after seeing this photo, I think we made the right call. Number 9: The pot in aisle seven is for cooking We're you surprised when Amendment 64 passed? You shouldn't have been, as this pic demonstrates. As Walmart goes, so goes Colorado. Continue to keep counting down our Colorado People of Walmart 2013 edition. Number 8: The thong song It's all Sisqo's fault.... Number 7: Baby on board No mention as to whether these women gave birth before cashing out. Continue to keep counting down our Colorado People of Walmart 2013 edition. Number 6: What's in your bun? The guy on the left is from Colorado, while the man on the right is from Ohio. Burgers rule! Number 5: Maybe you should have gone with paper instead of plastic You know you're just adding to the arguments for plastic-bag bans, don't you? Continue to keep counting down our Colorado People of Walmart 2013 edition. Number 4: Daddy knows best When he sits the kids down to talk about Internet safety, bet he knows what he's talking about. Number 3: Troll road Those of you kiddies who were disturbed by the troll scene in The Hobbit better avert your eyes from this fine ride. Continue to keep counting down our Colorado People of Walmart 2013 edition. Number 2: If you've got an itch, scratch it Coming to a Vagisil commercial near you. Number 1: Color coordinated Do you think the person on the left dyed her hair to match her drawers or the other way around?

Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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