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Photos: Denver Cruisers' hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing

Each year around this time, the Denver Cruisers announce ride themes for the rest of the year. But yesterday's list was wacky even by the group's standards -- unless you were expecting a concept built around "Skid Marks & Seamen Stains."

April Fools! The Cruisers subsequently posted the actual theme list -- but we thought the joke one was too funny to forget. Look below to see our photo illustrations of the April Fools' version, as well as the real thing.

April Fools' list: May 16 -- Shopping Carts & Sleeping Bags Real list: May 15 -- Hi Ho Silver April Fools' list: May 22 -- What Smells Like Piss? Real list: May 22 -- Under The Sea Continue for more of the Denver Cruiser's hilarious April Fools' theme schedule -- and the real thing.
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