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Each year around this time, the Denver Cruisers announce ride themes for the rest of the year. But yesterday’s list was wacky even by the group’s standards — unless you were expecting a concept built around “Skid Marks & Seamen Stains.”
April Fools! The Cruisers subsequently posted the actual theme list — but we thought the joke one was too funny to forget. Look below to see our photo illustrations of the April Fools’ version, as well as the real thing.
April Fools’ list: May 16 — Shopping Carts & Sleeping Bags
Real list: May 15 — Hi Ho Silver
April Fools’ list: May 22 — What Smells Like Piss?
Real list: May 22 — Under The Sea
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April Fools’ list: May 29 — Homeless Triangle
Real list: May 29 — Bubble Wrap, Duct Tape & Card Board
April Fools’ list: June 4 — Alleys, Gutters & Garbage Cans
Real list: June 5 — Monsters, Aliens & Spacemen
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April Fools’ list: June 11 — Holes in Everything
Real list: June 12 — Thunder Dome/Mad Max
April Fools’ list: June 17 — The Voice
Real list: June 19 — Bible Belt & Panties
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April Fool’s list: June 24 — Shit-Faced on Listerine
Real list: June 26 — Mascots & Major League
April Fools’ list: July 5 — Soup Kitchen: Eat Like a King
Real list: July 3 — Where the BLEEP is Waldo?
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April Fools’ list: July 12 — @#$%^ Bitch, I’m Not Crazy!
Real list: July 10 — GLOW
April Fools’ list: July 19 — Dreadlocks, Droopy Pants & Land Rovers (Boulder)
Real list: July 17 — Tourists
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April Fools’ list: July 28 — Bus Ticket to El Paso
Real list: July 24 — Dress Night
April Fools’ list: August 2 — Hey Buddy, Change A Spare?
Real list: July 31 — Halloween In July: Anything Goes
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April Fools’ list: August 9 — Jesus Saves
Real list: Aug 7 — County Fair: Farmers & Farm Animals
April Fools’ list: August 17 — Warm Showers & Free Soap
Real list: Aug 14 — Woodstock: Leather & Lace
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April Fools’ list: August 24 — Can’t You Hear Those Bells Too?
Real list: Aug 21 — Red Neck Yacht Club
Real list: Aug 28 — TBD
April Fools’ list: Sept 1 — Aluminum
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Real list: Aug 28 — TBD
Real list: Sept 11 — Twins
April Fools’ list: Sept 9 — Who Stole Mah Shoooz?
Real list: Sept 18 — Pirates, Sea Men & Mermaids
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April Fools’ list: Sept 15 — Skid Marks & Seamen Stains
Real list: Sept 25 — Snow & Ski Fiesta
April Fools’ list: Sept 17 — Cardboard Houses
April Fools’ list: Sept 26 — Hypothermia
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