Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections is one of the busiest college-friendly Facebook pages of its type. And while we don't know which posts brought kindred souls together, or which ones induced vomiting, we can guess.
Continue to see our photo-illustrated picks for the five best and worst pitches on the page, with the names removed to protect the uninterested. Count them down below.
Fifth-worst pitch: Breeders not wanted Are there any single ladies who DON'T have a kid in Junction?! Haha seriously though, just looking for a cute lady to have some fun summer adventures with yet! Fifth-best pitch: Shy but sensitive You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. You seem like you would be very cool and down to earth. Hopefully I can grow some balls and talk to you, so that I can get to know you and tell you this in person. Continue to keep counting down the best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections. Fourth-best pitch: Common ground This one is to the boy with the head tattoos that goes to golds gym. Like this if you're single -- girl in the gray muscle tank and pink shorts. Fourth-worst pitch: I would have hit on you if it wasn't for my dad You work at cabela's as a cashier. You helped me and my dad at the front while my dad was buying fishing gear for my moms birthday. You were very sweet, and extremely cute in those super sparkled out jeans. Continue to keep counting down the best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections. Third-best pitch: A simple request The guy who drives the brown dodge that lives in Orchard. Please be single. Third-worst pitch: You better shop around You make it so much nicer to go to Albertsons. Wow, you're hot. Continue to keep counting down the best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections. Second-best pitch: For your information In Dr. Gollob's Pols 101 class at 12 pm, you sit in the second to last row on the right side. You come to class once in a while and wear a hat sometimes and have tattoos. You are a boxer and have amazing eyes Thought you should know. Second-worst pitch: If you snooze, you lose There is this girl who I absolutely love to death and she has a boyfriend now, but I should have said something years ago.... I love you... I wish I could be with you, hold you in my arms every night, and kiss your sweet lips. Your personality is amazing. You're the sunshine to a rainy day. Continue to keep counting down the best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections. Best pitch: I love you for your mind I know who you are and think you are extremely intelligent not to mention beautiful. I would love to take you out and we could talk about engineering sometime so admin I would appreciate your number please. Worst pitch: Behind the curve Hot damn you are a babe! And you have nice ASSets If you know what I mean.
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