You may recall Condomania as the company that ranks states by penis size -- and Colorado rose much higher in the most recent survey. But the site also has a blog that recently introduced a new feature -- the "Stop Having Loud Sex" note of the day -- and the most recent batch is consistently hilarious. Check out seven photo-illustrated examples below.
Number 7: Number 6: Continue for more of our favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" notes on Condomania. Number 5: Number 4: Continue for more of our favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" notes on Condomania. Number 3: Number 2: Continue for our favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" note on Condomania. Number 1:
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