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Photos: Our Seven Favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes on Condomania

You may recall Condomania as the company that ranks states by penis size -- and Colorado rose much higher in the most recent survey. But the site also has a blog that recently introduced a new feature -- the "Stop Having Loud Sex" note of the day -- and the most recent batch is consistently hilarious. Check out seven photo-illustrated examples below.

See also: Photos: Top Twenty States by Penis Size -- and Colorado's Rising Number

Number 7:

Photos: Our Seven Favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes on Condomania
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Number 6:

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Continue for more of our favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" notes on Condomania. Number 5:

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Photos: Our Seven Favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes on Condomania

Number 4:

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Photos: Our Seven Favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes on Condomania

Continue for more of our favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" notes on Condomania. Number 3:

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Photos: Our Seven Favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes on Condomania

Number 2:

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Continue for our favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" note on Condomania. Number 1:

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Photos: Our Seven Favorite "Stop Having Loud Sex" Notes on Condomania

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