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For those of us who don’t happen to be Swedish, the product names at IKEA can sound sorta…dirty. And the more erotic they seem, the more likely they are to be totally mundane.
Don’t believe us? Check out the following ten items, complete with photos of what they sound as if they should look like and what they actually are.
ARÖD
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Work lamp, gray. $39.99.
OMSORD
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Shoe tree, large. One pair $0.99.
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UPPENBAR
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Measuring cup, clear, black. $4.99.
BUMERANG
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Curved clothes hanger, gray, brown. $4.99/8 pack.
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BRÅVIKEN
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Sink, 1 bowl, light gray stone. $240.00.
SOCKERKAKA
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Baking mold, heart-shaped light blue. $8.99.
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RISÖR
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Room divider, white, black. $99.99.
MUSKÖ
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
Cover for chaise, green. $9.99.
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SLUGGER
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Caster, clear. $2.99/4 pack.
BEHANDLA
Sounds as if it should look like….
Actually looks like….
What is it?
Beeswax polish, colorless. $6.99/12.68 oz.
Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.
More from our Videos archive circa July 2011: “IKEA Centennial grand opening videos: ‘I feel like I’m in a mythical wonderland.’“
