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According to our friends at Gawker, porn viewership during the Super Bowl went way down in Denver and Seattle -- but after the Broncos' brutal loss, the numbers in the Mile High City shot up by 10.8 percent over average. What were fans' most-viewed flicks? Gawker doesn't have that info, but when we checked the Broncos' roster, we couldn't help noticing how many players' names would work great in porn titles -- and so, we came up with our own Broncos-centric top ten. Count them down below, supplemented by vintage posters that are only mildly NSFW. Number 10: Montee Ball stars in.... Montee Baller It's a real rush! Number 9: Dan Koppen stars in.... Koppen a Feel Where there's no such thing as illegal holding! Continue to keep counting down our top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl. Number 8: Champ Bailey stars in.... Pimp Bailey Just try and call interference on him! Number 7: Derek Wolfe stars in.... Wolfe in No Clothing Derek's in uniform when he's out of uniform! Continue to keep counting down our top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl. Number 6: Matt Prater stars in.... Master Prater He'll handle this personally! Number 5: Michael Huff stars in.... Huff and Puff.... ...and blow the whole house! Continue to keep counting down our top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl. Number 4: Steven Johnson stars in.... That's My Johnson! ...and he'd like to meet you! Number 3: John Youbouty stars in.... 'Bouty Call What do you think is in that pirate's treasure chest? Continue to keep counting down our top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl. Number 2: Malik Jackson stars in.... Taking a Malik Water sports are just like the other kind...except wetter! Number 1: Knowshon Moreno stars in.... More, More, Moreno You can bet every player will score!

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