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According to our friends at Gawker, porn viewership during the Super Bowl went way down in Denver and Seattle — but after the Broncos’ brutal loss, the numbers in the Mile High City shot up by 10.8 percent over average. What were fans’ most-viewed flicks? Gawker doesn’t have that info, but when we checked the Broncos’ roster, we couldn’t help noticing how many players’ names would work great in porn titles — and so, we came up with our own Broncos-centric top ten. Count them down below, supplemented by vintage posters that are only mildly NSFW.
Number 10: Montee Ball stars in….
Montee Baller
It’s a real rush!
Number 9: Dan Koppen stars in….
Koppen a Feel
Where there’s no such thing as illegal holding!
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Number 8: Champ Bailey stars in….
Pimp Bailey
Just try and call interference on him!
Number 7: Derek Wolfe stars in….
Wolfe in No Clothing
Derek’s in uniform when he’s out of uniform!
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Number 6: Matt Prater stars in….
Master Prater
He’ll handle this personally!
Number 5: Michael Huff stars in….
Huff and Puff….
…and blow the whole house!
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Number 4: Steven Johnson stars in….
That’s My Johnson!
…and he’d like to meet you!
Number 3: John Youbouty stars in….
‘Bouty Call
What do you think is in that pirate’s treasure chest?
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Number 2: Malik Jackson stars in….
Taking a Malik
Water sports are just like the other kind…except wetter!
Number 1: Knowshon Moreno stars in….
More, More, Moreno
You can bet every player will score!
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