Photos: Top ten jobs for soon-to-be-unemployed medical marijuana sign spinners

Next Monday, despite threats of a lawsuit, the Denver City Council seems all but certain to impose a ban on medical marijuana outdoor advertising -- a proposal that seems to have been almost entirely motivated by antipathy toward sign spinners.

If the council lowers the boom, how will these MMJ spinners use their skills in the future? We've got ten ideas.

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