Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2013 edition

Texts From Last Night is a replenishing resource: Every day, something else weird or funny pops up there, from all over the country -- including here, as we proved in last year's post focusing on the 303 area code. For proof, check out our 2013 top ten of hilarious messages...

By Michael Roberts

February 13, 2013

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Texts From Last Night is a replenishing resource: Every day, something else weird or funny pops up there, from all over the country -- including here, as we proved in last year's post focusing on the 303 area code.

For proof, check out our 2013 top ten of hilarious messages from the 303, photo-illustrated for your pleasure.

Number 10: Slippery when wet Number 9: How to last four hours Continue for more of our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2013 edition. Number 8: Technicolor yawn Number 7: Wake me when it's over Continue for more of our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2013 edition. Number 6: Water pipe Number 5: All you can eat Continue for more of our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2013 edition. Number 4: Explanation request Number 3: Caught in the act Continue for more of our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2013 edition. Number 2: Punch drunk Number 1: Dreams can come true

More from our Lists & Weirdness archive circa 2012: "Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303."

Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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