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Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

A couple of months ago, we paid tribute to Texts From Last Night, one of the funniest sites on the web, with a collection of our top ten texts from the 303 area code.

But those are hardly the only digits in these parts -- and it turns out texts from the 720 area code are at least as hilarious, if not more so. Count down our ten faves below.

Number 10: Tears of a clown

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Number 9: Suck on this

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720. Number 8: Cold-blooded

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Number 7: Strap-on rodent

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720. Number 6: Passing class

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Number 5: Don't eat the yellow mints

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720. Number 4: Spin cycle

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Number 3: Lost and not found

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Click to continue counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720. Number 2: Parent pride

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

Number 1: The Hangover III

Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720
Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 720

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