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Last year, we celebrated the state we’re in with our first top-ten collection of “You know you’re from Colorado when…” punchlines. But there are a lot more possible answers than that, as we discovered when we stumbled upon another list featuring a slew of responses that were new (and funny) to us. We’ve photo-illustrated our latest ten faves. How many of them ring true to you? Keep going to find out.
Number 10: A dog’s life
You know you’re from Colorado when…you own a big dog named Aspen, Buck, Cheyenne or Dakota that wears a bandanna.
Number 9: Travel plan
You know you’re from Colorado when…you see your East Coast relatives now more than when you lived there.
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Number 8: Who’s Kenny?
You know you’re from Colorado when…you think “South Park” is a place to stop for gas on your way to Buena Vista.
Number 7: All wet
You know you’re from Colorado when… it rains more than two days straight [and] you compare the weather to being in Seattle.
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Number 6: Stairway to heaven
You know you’re from Colorado when…you can run up ten flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.
Number 5: Hold your pole
You know you’re from Colorado when…you cast out your fishing line while white-water rafting.
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Number 4: Well, it’s true for some Coloradans….
You know you’re from Colorado when…you think gun control is a steady hand.
Number 3: There was plenty of time, officer!
You know you’re from Colorado when…you are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.
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Number 2: Join the club
You know you’re from Colorado when…you have a broken windshield.
Number 1: Safety first
You know you’re from Colorado when…you’ve used “checking for ticks” as an excuse to get someone naked.
More from our Lists & Weirdness archive: “Photos: You Know You’re From Colorado When Tumblr top ten.”
