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Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Denver when" punchlines

Back in October, we shared our picks for the top ten "You know you're NOT from Colorado when" punchlines.

But with the holiday season upon us, we realized that the City of Denver deserved a list of its own.

With that in mind, here are our ten favorite ways to instantly tell if someone is a true Denverite or not.

Check them out below.

Number 10: You know you're NOT from Denver when.... ...you're surprised at the all the, um, special offers you get while walking through Civic Center Park. Number 9: You know you're NOT from Denver when.... ...you think this mural means you can bring weapons to the airport. Continue to keep counting down the top ten "You know you're NOT from Denver when" punchlines.
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