Yesterday, inspired by our scorchingly hot weather, we shared our list of the top ten work fashion mistakes during a heat wave. Which made us wonder: What would people wear during high-temperature periods like this one if fashion laws were off? Like, say, the clothing equivalent of The Purge, the horror flick in which all crime is legal each year for twelve hours....

We found twenty answers in our Westword slide-show archive -- and if we're right, all NSFW hell would break loose. Imagine your co-workers showing up in these....

Aaron Thackeray

Nick Schnelle

Egan O'Keefe

Christopher Morgan

Continue for more hot weather looks if fashion laws were suspended, The Purge-style.

Nick Schnelle

Aaron Thackeray

Kate Levy

C.S. Muncy

Continue for more hot weather looks if fashion laws were suspended, The Purge-style.

Aaron Thackeray

Nick Schnelle

Aaron Thackeray

Aaron Thackeray

Continue for more hot weather looks if fashion laws were suspended, The Purge-style.

Aaron Thackeray

Nick Schnelle

Aaron Thackeray

Kate Levy

Continue for more hot weather looks if fashion laws were suspended, The Purge-style.

Aaron Thackeray

C.S. Muncy

Egan O'Keefe

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