Photos: U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up

Just in case you doubted that there's now a survey for everything, here's an analysis we never thought we'd see. The PornHub site has ranked the fifty U.S. states and the District of Columbia by the ratio of web searches for big boobs versus small boobs. And Colorado is among...

By Michael Roberts

April 4, 2014

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Just in case you doubted that there's now a survey for everything, here's an analysis we never thought we'd see. The PornHub site has ranked the fifty U.S. states and the District of Columbia by the ratio of web searches for big boobs versus small boobs. And Colorado is among the states that realizes bigger isn't necessarily better.

Look below to count down the (photo-illustrated) list from the highest to lowest ratio of big-boobs-versus-small-boobs searches:

Number 51:

California

Number 50:

Mississippi

Number 49:

Montana

Number 48:

North Dakota

Number 47:

Delaware

Number 46:

Rhode Island

Number 45:

South Dakota

Number 44:

New Jersey

Number 43:

Texas

Number 42:

Maryland

Number 41:

Washington, D.C.

Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 40:

Illinois

Number 39:

Connecticut

Number 38:

New York

Number 37:

New Mexico

Number 36:

Louisiana

Number 35:

Arizona

Number 34:

Massachusetts

Number 33:

Florida

Number 32:

Georgia

Number 31:

Nevada

Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 30:

Tennessee

Number 29:

South Carolina

Number 28:

Pennsylvania

Number 27:

North Carolina

Number 26:

Alabama

Number 25:

Virginia

Number 24:

Kentucky

Number 23:

Ohio

Number 22:

Kansas

Number 21:

Missouri

Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 20:

Indiana

Number 19:

Michigan

Number 18:

Arkansas

Number 17:

Washington

Number 16:

Minnesota

Number 15:

Oregon

Number 14:

Wisconsin

Number 13:

Alaska

Number 12:

Iowa

Number 11:

Hawaii

Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 10:

Nebraska

Number 9:

West Virginia

Number 8:

Utah

Number 7:

Colorado

Number 6:

Vermont

Number 5:

New Hampshire

Number 4:

Oklahoma

Number 3:

Idaho

Number 2:

Maine

Number 1:

Wyoming

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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