Just in case you doubted that there's now a survey for everything, here's an analysis we never thought we'd see. The PornHub site has ranked the fifty U.S. states and the District of Columbia by the ratio of web searches for big boobs versus small boobs. And Colorado is among the states that realizes bigger isn't necessarily better.
Look below to count down the (photo-illustrated) list from the highest to lowest ratio of big-boobs-versus-small-boobs searches:
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 40:
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 30:
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 20:
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states most interested in searching for big boobs -- and where Colorado racks up. Number 10:
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