We've got the totals for all fifty states, complete with PornHub.com data and red/blue designation, illustrated by vintage posters that actually should be safe for work...depending upon her likely your boss is to give his or her mouse a workout. Count them down below.
Number 50:Arkansas: 77 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 49:
Idaho: 80 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 48:
West Virginia: 88 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 47:
South Dakota: 88 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 46:
Wyoming: 89 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 45:South Carolina: 90 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 44:
Montana: 90 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 43:
Maine: 92 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 42:
New Mexico: 93 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 41:
Utah: 94 pageviews per capital
Red
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states that watch the most porn per capita -- and Colorado's top ten finish. Number 40:Alabama: 96 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 39:
Indiana: 101 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 38:
Tennessee: 104 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 37:
Vermont: 106 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 36:
Louisiana: 106 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 35:Alaska: 106 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 34:
Wisconsin: 113 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 33:
Oregon: 113 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 32:
Mississippi: 113 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 31:
Ohio: 116 pageviews per capita
Red
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states that watch the most porn per capita -- and Colorado's top ten finish. Number 30:North Carolina: 116 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 29:
Iowa: 118 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 28:
Kentucky: 121 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 27:
Connecticut: 122 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 26:
North Dakota: 123 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 25:Pennyslvania: 125 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 24:
Missouri: 125 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 23:
Oklahoma: 126 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 22:
Maryland: 126 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 21:
Florida: 127 pageviews per capita
Blue
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states that watch the most porn per capita -- and Colorado's top ten finish. Number 20:Rhode Island: 129 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 19:
New Hampshire: 129 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 18:
Nebraska: 129 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 17:
Delaware: 129 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 16:
Michigan: 130 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 15:New Jersey: 135 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 14:
Minnesota: 136 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 13:
Texas: 139 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 12:
Arizona: 140 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 11:
Washington: 141 pageviews per capita
Blue
Continue to keep counting down the U.S. states that watch the most porn per capita -- and Colorado's top ten finish. Number 10:California: 144 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 9:
Georgia: 145 pageviews per capita
Red
Number 8:
Virginia: 146 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 7:
New York: 148 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 6:
Hawaii: 149 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 5:Massachusetts: 153 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 4:
Colorado: 159 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 3:
Illinois: 161 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 2:
Nevada: 166 pageviews per capita
Blue
Number 1:
Kansas: 194 pageviews per capita
Red
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