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Last month, we shared a list of what Colorado and all fifty states are worst at according to a popular poster on Motifake.com. Shortly thereafter, another site, ThrillList.com, came up with its own version, and wouldn’t you know it: All of the selections are different with the exception of just four states — Minnesota, Texas, California and (you guessed it) Colorado. So suck it, other 46 states: We’re only bad at one thing!
Check out the complete photo-illustrated roster below, featuring the worsts according to both sites. To see the complete ThrillList item, click here.
See also: Photos: What Colorado and All 50 States Are Worst At
Montana
ThrillList worst: Most traffic fatalities per capita
Motifake worst: Drunk driving
Alaska
ThrillList worst: Highest chlamydia rate
Motifake worst: Suicide
Hawaii
ThrillList worst: Highest homelessness rate
Motifake worst: Cost of living
Michigan
ThrillList worst: Worst roads
Motifake worst: Unemployment
Maryland
ThrillList worst: Worst at incarcerating the elderly
Motifake worst: AIDS
Illinois
ThrillList worst: Most rail accidents
Motifake worst: Robbery
Connecticut
ThrillList worst: Most unequal incomes
Motifake worst: Breast cancer
Maine
ThrillList worst: Fewest heliports
Motifake worst: Dumbest state
Arkansas
ThrillList worst: Fewest advanced degrees per capita
Motifake worst: Worst credit score
Oregon
ThrillList worst: Most prescription painkiller abuse
Motifake worst: Homeless population
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Minnesota
ThrillList worst: Most tornadoes
Motifake worst: Tornadoes
New Hampshire
ThrillList worst: Fewest inland waterways
Motifake worst: Corporate taxes
Delaware
ThrillList worst: Least regular exercise
Motifake worst: Abortion
South Dakota
ThrillList worst: Lowest-paid teachers
Motifake worst: Rape
New York
ThrillList worst: Worst to be a taxpayer
Motifake worst: Daily commute
Georgia
ThrillList worst: Least integrity
Motifake worst: Most sickly
Idaho
ThrillList worst: Worst drivers
Motifake worst: Weakest government insurance
Indiana
ThrillList worst: Most meth incidents
Motifake worst: Least green state
Kansas
ThrillList worst: Ugliest scenery
Motifake worst: Poorest health
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Kentucky
ThrillList worst: Worst to be an animal
Motifake worst: Cancer deaths
Missouri
ThrillList worst: Worst puppy mills
Motifake worst: Bankruptcy
Iowa
ThrillList worst: Highest racial disparity in marijuana arrests
Motifake worst: Oldest state
Nebraska
ThrillList worst: Least furniture manufacturing
Motifakek worst: Violence on females
Texas
ThrillList worst: Fewest high school graduates per capita
Motifake worst: High school graduation
Rhode Island
ThrillList worst: Highest teacher absenteeism
Motifake worst: Drug use
Wyoming
ThrillList worst: Highest suicide rate
Motifake worst: Fatal car crashes
New Mexico
ThrillList worst: Most accidental deaths
Motifake worst: Anti-social
North Carolina
Teacher salary
Oklahoma
ThrillList worst: Lowest produce consumption
Motifake worst: Female criminals
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Tennessee
ThrillList worst: Most dangerous
Motifake worst: Corruption
Nevada
ThrillList worst: Highest divorce rate
Motifake worst: Crime
Utah
ThrillList worst: Nerdiest state
Motifake worst: Porn usage
Vermont
ThrillList worst: Most illicit drug use
Motifake worst: Infertility
Washington
ThrillList worst: Worst at loving Justin Bieber
Motifake worst: Bestiality
West Virginia
ThrillList worst: Fewest college graduates per capita
Motifake worst: Heart attack
Pennsylvania
ThrillList worst: Worst bridges
Motifake worst: Arson
Virginia
ThrillList worst: Lowest oil production per capita
Motifake worst: Motorcycle deaths
Florida
ThrillList worst: Most recreational boat accidents
Motifake worst: Identity theft
California
ThrillList worst: Most polluted cities
Motifake worst: Air pollution
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Wisconsin
ThrillList worst: Highest incarceration rate of African Americans
Motifake worst: Binge drinking
South Carolina
ThrillList worst: Most violent crime
Motifake worst: Most mobile homes
Alabama
ThrillList worst: Most child smokers
Motifake worst: Stroke
Arizona
ThrillList worst: Worst at going to the dentist
Motifake worst: Alcoholism
Ohio
ThrillList worst: Worst water
Motifake worst: Nerdiest state
North Dakota
ThrillList worst: Least visited
Motifake worst: Ugliest residents
Mississippi
ThrillList worst: Shortest life expectancy
Motifake worst: Obesity
Louisiana
ThrillList worst: Highest murder rate
Motifake worst: Gonorrhea
Massachusetts
ThrillList worst: Worst at happy hour
Motifake worst: Worst drivers
New Jersey
ThrillList worst: Worst for speeding tickets
Motifake worst: Taxes
Colorado
ThrillList worst: Greatest cocaine use
Motifake worst: Cocaine usage
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