Photos: What Colorado and All 50 States Are Worst At

"What is your state worst at?" That's the question posed by a hilarious poster on Motifake.com, which describes itself as the "original demotivational poster community." And while we don't know how much research the Motifake folks put into the terrible qualities chosen for each state, they're pretty damn funny --...
By Michael RobertsDecember 15, 2014
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“What is your state worst at?” That’s the question posed by a hilarious poster on Motifake.com, which describes itself as the “original demotivational poster community.” And while we don’t know how much research the Motifake folks put into the terrible qualities chosen for each state, they’re pretty damn funny — including the one from Colorado, which isn’t quite what you may expect (but close). Check out the photo-illustrated answers for each state, followed by a look at the original poster.

See also: Top Twenty Reasons Why You Don’t Think Colorado Sucks Elephant Balls

Montana
Drunk driving
Alaska
Suicide
Hawaii
Cost of living
Michigan
Unemployment
Maryland
AIDS
Illinois
Robbery
Connecticut
Breast cancer
Maine
Dumbest state
Arkansas
Worst credit score
Oregon
Homeless population
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Minnesota
Tornadoes
New Hampshire
Corporate taxes
Delaware
Abortion
South Dakota
Rape
New York
Daily commute
Georgia
Most sickly
Idaho
Weakest government insurance
Indiana
Least green state
Kansas
Poorest health
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Kentucky
Cancer deaths
Missouri
Bankruptcy
Iowa
Oldest state
Nebraska
Violence on females
Texas
High school graduation
Rhode Island
Drug use
Wyoming
Fatal car crashes
New Mexico
Anti-social
North Carolina
Teacher salary
Oklahoma
Female criminals
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Tennessee
Corruption
Nevada
Crime
Utah
Porn usage
Vermont
Infertility
Washington
Bestiality
West Virginia
Heart attack
Pennsylvania
Arson
Virginia
Motorcycle deaths
Florida
Identity theft
California
Air pollution
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Wisconsin
Binge drinking
South Carolina
Most mobile homes
Alabama
Stroke
Arizona
Alcoholism
Ohio
Nerdiest state
North Dakota
Ugliest residents
Mississippi
Obesity
Louisiana
Gonorrhea
Massachusetts
Worst drivers
New Jersey
Taxes
Colorado
Cocaine usage

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword‘s news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor’s degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master’s degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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