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Reader: Don't put a Colorado native bumper magnet on same SUV as Raiders sticker

Ever since we published our collection of favorite "You know you're from Colorado when...." punchlines, we've had readers posting their suggested variations on the theme.

Here's one we absolutely loved.

A Tribe Called Guest writes:

You know you're from Colorado when you spend more time on I-70 bitching about the douchebag in the leviathan SUV that has California plates, a giant Raiders sticker in the window and a Colorado 'NATIVE' bumper magnet fucking up the mountain traffic than you spend skiing all season.

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