Yesterday, we brought you a hilarious press release from the Westboro Baptist Church, Kansas' most comical hate group, condemning flag day. Because God, evidently, really dislikes flags. Besides the Old Glory, God evidently also hates a variety of random things, like football, pop music, Catholics, communists and Ronnie James Dio.
So we got to thinking: What will God hate next? The possibilities are, of course, endless--but we invite you to vote in our online poll and make your own nominations in the comments section after the jump.
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