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Yesterday, we brought you a hilarious press release from the Westboro Baptist Church, Kansas’ most comical hate group, condemning flag day. Because God, evidently, really dislikes flags. Besides the Old Glory, God evidently also hates a variety of random things, like football, pop music, Catholics, communists and Ronnie James Dio.
So we got to thinking: What will God hate next? The possibilities are, of course, endless–but we invite you to vote in our online poll and make your own nominations in the comments section after the jump.