Reader: Same-Sex Marriage Ruling Turned My Wife Into a Rainbow Unicorn

We regularly receive interesting comments, memorable comments, pointed comments, passionate comments and hilarious comments. But it's not often that a comment manages to combine all of these qualities. Fortunately, one that fits this last description was shared on our recent post about the  U.S. Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage...
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We regularly receive interesting comments, memorable comments, pointed comments, passionate comments and hilarious comments.

But it’s not often that a comment manages to combine all of these qualities.

Fortunately, one that fits this last description was shared on our recent post about the  U.S. Supreme Court ruling on same-sex marriage.

Here’s what this reader had to say.

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Jesse Bartolo writes:

I don’t know what I’m going to do. Now my marriage is void and my wife turned into a rainbow unicorn. Babies are getting equality tattoos and I’m sure any minute God is going to send one of his “unconditional love” plagues at us to wipe the US off the map.

Just kidding, nothing at all has changed.

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

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