Reader: Small shlong measure on World Penis-Size Map not that big a deal — or is it?

Our post about the World Penis-Size Map, which we connected to a previous survey showing that Colorado placed fortieth among fifty states in a shlong-length survey, drew a philosophical comment from one reader. Check out this good news-bad news scenario...
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Our post about the World Penis-Size Map, which we connected to a previous survey showing that Colorado placed fortieth among fifty states in a shlong-length survey, drew a philosophical comment from one reader. Check out this good news-bad news scenario.

D.T. Pennington writes:

It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.

Which still sucks. You know, being in a landlocked state.

For more memorable takes, visit our Comment of the Day archive.

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