Armstrong, the former rector of Grace and St. Stephen's Church in Colorado Springs, has been accused of stealing money from the church and is facing felony charges. And while the reverend admitted that he took the money, he said it was in lieu of pay raises.
Prosecutors aren't buying that story. They want Armstrong to pay back the $291,000 that they say he stole between 1999 and 2005, according to a story in the Colorado Springs Gazette. The Episcopal Diocese of Colorado defrocked Armstrong in 2007.
There's nothing they can do, though, about the gowns worn by his kids.
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