Schmuck of the Week

Shmuck of the Week

Right-wing radio rabble rouser Rush Limbaugh may be “dreaming of riots in Denver,” but we’re dreaming of Rush in the middle of those riots, covered in pepper spray, wrists tied together with plastic police cuffs, a baggie full of Oxycontin hanging part way out of his pocket. At the moment, though Limbaugh has no plans to be here – see this week’s Message column – in the think of the Democratic National Convention.

At least the equally loud-mouthed Roseanne, who is wants to "go there and repeat the Democratic Convention from Chicago. Like, let’s just cause a bunch of trouble.“ volunteered to lead some protests in person.

C’mon Rush, get your fat ass to Denver. Then at least we’ll have a laugh riot.

For last week’s Shmuck, click here.

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Jonathan Shikes is a Denver native who writes about business and beer for Westword.
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